1* Life is test Islam Is Best Namaz Is Must Aakhirat Is For Rest. World Is only Dust. If Quran Is IN Chest Nothing Need Next Obeyed ALLAH First Success will be Next.
2* Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
3*.Prayer is a free out Going CALL to GOD No network or battery Problem , Always Good Signals & all messages Sent. Make Prayer a habit & remember me in Ur Prayers.
4*. R is for Red
Red is 4 Blood
Blood is 4 Heart
Heart is 4 Miss
Miss is 4 U
U is 4 Me
Me is U
((Miss U))
5*.::. ]|I am in Love.....!|[ .::.
L O V E
L = Lake of Sorrow
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death
E = End of life....
6*.Meaning of Friendship:
F-------FOREVER
R-------RESPONCIBLE
I--------INTELLIGEN T
E-------EAGER TO MAIL
N-------NICE
D-------DIVINE
S--------SIMPLE
H-------HEARTLY
I--------INTERSTED
P-------PEACEFUL
7*.SEVEN WONDERS OF FALLING IN LOVE: (1)MEETING SOMEONE. (2)GETTING TO KNOW THAT SOMEONE.3.UNDERSTAN DING THE PERSON .(4)ACCEPTING. (5)LOVING (6)LETTING GO WHEN YOU HAVE TO.7.REMEMBERING WHEN ITS GONE
8*. U & I are friend, when u cry, I cry.
When u laugh, I laugh.
When u hurt me, I hurt.
When u jump off a bridge…I m sure going to miss u! ;)
9*. Think big, think smart,
think positive,
think beautiful,
think great,
I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut...
just think about ME!
10*. IF PeoPle Sy U R Crazy, B patient,U r monkey , relax , U r Stupid,Be cool, But If thay say U R smart, “THAPPAR LAGA K KEHNA BATAMEEZ MAZAK Ke BHI AIK HAD HOTI HAI”
Ilyas Lahore 03214775029…. .
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11*.ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
But in stupidity
u have no comparison
12*.A smile is a sign of joy
A hug is a sign of love
A laugh is a sign of happiness
& a friend like Me ...
Well that’s a sign of ur Good Taste!! :)
13*I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack
14*.Friendship is like a glass
handle it with care
because once broken cannot be mended
and even if mended....
a crack is always there !!!
15*.When Nights are long & Friends are few,
I sit by my Window & think of u.
a silent whisper a silent tear.
with all my Heart i wish you were here.
16*.Smile a while and while you smile,
smile another smile and soon there will be miles
and miles of smile just because you smiled,
i wish your day is full of SMILE
17*.A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart.
18*.Mountain can fly, river can dry
you can forget me but never can I,
19*.You must be a good runner because you are
always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter
because I Miss You Always...
20*.Good Person : Its YOU
Good Friend : Its YOU again
Good Heart : Thats YOU !
Good Will : Its also YOU !
Good Looking Ahh....
hold it. Its 2 much 4 u..... Now its ME
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21*.When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!
22*.When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure that u select some one who will never break your heart coz broken hearts have no spare parts.
23*. A friend is sweet when it is new...
it is sweeter when it is true....
but you know that.....
it is the sweetest when it is u..."
24*. I saw u on road today.
U were lukin so fine,
ur face so divine,
ur walk so perfect.
My heart started singing a sweet song:
Who Let The Dog Out!(apni mazaak hai yaar ;)
25*. Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,and impossible to forget.
26*.When it hurts to look back,
and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there
27*.When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
28*.one day Love and friendship met.
Love asked-when i already exist why are you here?
friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!"
Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good.
29*. Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?
30*. Life Style
January………ROSE
February………PROPOSE
March………GIFT
April………LIFT
May………CHATTING
June………DATING
July………MISS U
August………KISS U
September………Anger
October………DANGER
November………LEFT
December………NEXT
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31*To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it “IN”
she pushes it.
!!!!
True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!
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32*. Without u ,life is black and white
Without u ,the world is no hops no light
Without u t can't go left or right
Without u i lose my sight
Thank u my glasses
33*. When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
34*. When thing go wrong, & when sadness fills ur heart, & when tears flow in ur eyes, just let me know coz I want 2 b there 4 u, I'm selling tissues. Buy 1 Get 1 Free!!!
35*. Life without u is impossible. U r in my blood. Cannot stay for a sec without u. If there u aren't, I'm dead. Excuse me, I'm talking of oxygen.
36*. She came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touced me, she bit, sucked, swalloed, when she was satisfied, she left, I was hurt... stupid Mosquito.
37*. Every morning U R the 1st thing that come 2 my mind. I wish I would start my day with U in my Bed. I Love Ur Feel to my Lips. U just makes my day. I Love You. NESCAFE :))
38*. Touch it gently.. Put ur finger inside.. If hole is big put three fingers..Rub it up & down gently .......... that's the right way of
washing the glass!!!!!
39*. Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT!
40*. Two lovers plan a suicide.
Boy jumped first.
Gal closed her eyes n returned back saying: Luv is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying: Luv never dies
41*. Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp ..... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.
42*. From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been........ ... a headache !
43*. I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up !
44*. If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!
45*. L%k out$ide,it$ $o plea$ent
MOON $miling 4 U*
Tree$ dancing 4 U*
$tanrs $inging 4 U*
$ky praying 4 U*
Cloud$ l%king 4 U*
& ME mi$$ing &
waiting 4 ur msg or call.
46*. Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don't bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.....
47*. Dear Friend, When i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ? :P
48*. destiny decides who u meet in life
but its only your heart that can decide
who gets to stay in your life.....
49*.Love is sweet poison:
Do not consume without your beloved's advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place.
50*.Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey
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51*. All Flower don’t represent Love But Rose Did It
All Animals cannot speak but Parrot did it
All donkeys Cannot read But U did it
52*.If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST,
If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE,
If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST,
and since you are my friend...U R THE BEST !!
53*. IF PeoPle Sy U R Crazy, B patient,U r monkey , relax , U r Stupid,Be cool, But If thay say U R smart, “THAPPAR LAGA K KEHNA BATAMEEZ MAZAK Ke BHI AIK HAD HOTI HAI”
Ilyas Lahore 03214775029…. .
54*. I Wish 4 u;
Gr8 start 4 Monday
No Obstacles 4 Tuesday
No Stress 4 Wednesday
No Worry 4 Thursday
Smile 4 Friday
Party 4 Saturday
Great Fun 4 Sunday
Have a beautiful week
55* This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.
56* All Flower don’t represent Love But Rose Did It
All Animals cannot speak but Parrot did it
All donkeys Cannot read But U did it
57*. Bird Miss u
Animals Miss U
Elephants Miss U
Monkies Miss U
Chimpanzees Miss U
So
PLZ plz PLZ
Go back 2 Zoo They ALL MISS U
58*.Have a heart that never hardens
have a smile that never fades
have a touch that never burnt
and have friendship that never breaks.
59*. If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake
if u need me i ill hurry, if u don't call me i ill worry
if u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die.
60* Sincere Apology : If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... Throw ur mobile otherwise Friendly Reply me.
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61*.A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U .........Zthe one who invented alphabets was a genius, but he made a silly mistake by keeping " U " & " I " so far.
62* .i love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !
63*.A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding
64*.ABC: Allways Be Careful; DEF : Dont Ever Forget (me)JKLM:Just keep loving MeNOPQRSTUVW: No other person quite right shall treat u very well. ur loving XYZ.
65*.What is meant by ABCDEFG... A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl
And GFEDCBA means... Girl Forgets Everything Done n Catches new Boy
Again..
66*.Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?
67*.You've got Sex Appeal... You've got Style... You've got Intelligence. .. You've got Class... You've got D Face... & You've got D Body... & I've got the wrong number! Sorry!
68*.Hi Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack on India.****499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo ,jaldi karoo.
69*.What is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes****that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey****plz contact zoo for detail
70*.Someday u may lose ur hair.****u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.****But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.****coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
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71*. God created the earth,****God created the woods, ****God created you too, ****but yes, even God makes mistakes!
72*. I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha
73*. 3-2=1 Heart Praying 4 u
1+1=2 Eyes Looking 4 u
3+2=5 Senses missing u
4=3=7 Days in week I miss u
7+5=12 month asking GOD to take care u
74*. Wife Is just Like Shadow If you Follow her She will Fly From you .IF you Fly From Her she will follow U.
75*.I've seen angels in the sky,****I've seen snow fall in July,****I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,****But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!
76*.Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People****Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.****Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More****But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
77*. Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.
78*.I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my reflection.
79*.To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge,way of ____expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.
80*. To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.
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81*. GF IS BEAUTY & WIFE IS DUTY,
GF IS SPRINGROLL & WIFE IS DABBAGOL,
GF IS CHUSKI & WIFE IS RISKY,
GF IS TOOTIFROOTY & WIFE IS KISMAT FUTY.....
82*.God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light
He saw me without problems, He created YOU.
83*.My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!
84*.CONGRATS LUCKY WINNER!!!
U won 15 days & 14 nights stay at hotel saonam palace in Baghdad (Iraq), Enjoy free fire works & Air shows provided be U.S Air Force..
85*.WITHOUT ur SMS Days R Like!
MOURNDAY
TEARSDAY
WASTEDAY
THIRSTDAY
FEARSDAY
SHATTERDAY,
SADDAY
So Send Me SMS EveryDAY 2 Keep ME Happy & Healthy…
By Dr.BINA 25/3/2006 O6/10 A.M
86* If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost
every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge &
Show U where 2 jump From !!!...
87* I Could Forget A Face..
Forget A Home..
Forget A Place..
Forget A Name..
Forget A Game..
I Could Forget Myself..
But Forgetting U..
Forget It!!
88* Hey... Listen...
Two people were asking me ur Details Today.
I gave them ur address n cell no.
They will be visiting u soon.
Their names are Love & Happiness.
90* A sardar ji Pulled out 6 people from a burning house ………..
still he was in jailed…………why? Bcoz all the 6 were fire brigade staff.
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("A true friend is someone who reaches your hand and touches your heart..."Keep Smiling) …>>>>The tragedy of life is not so much what men suffer, but rather what they miss"Keep Smiling
